Get Well Card

I have this Nursing Day-to-Day calendar that has some pretty funny mini-stories for everyday. This was today's:

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, when he woke up in the recovery room, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs of his chest.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough courage to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could see what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence:

"Get Well Soon, from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."

A word to wise: don't piss off a nurse. We can come up with some pretty creative ways of getting even.