A Few Funny Stories

Excerpts from my nursing day-to-day calendar:

"After a long delay in the hospital's emergency room, the middle-aged man was finnaly being transferred to an assigned room. 'Since I had to wait so long,' he quipped, 'I deserve a beautiful nurse.' Both women in the emergency room assured him this would inded be the case, so when a young, attractive male nurse took over, the man complained, 'But you promised...' 'Well,' came the reply, 'we think he's beautiful."

"The clinic where I work promoted a coworker to head the payroll department, or Payment Management Sytesm. The title on his door now reads PMS Director. "

I love nursing!